Brynlee came up to me the other day and announced, "mom, I am getting married in the morning."
Me: "O really, well who are you going to marry?"
Bryn: "Mom, I am not going to marry anyone. We is just going to eat wedding cake!"
Sounds like a great wedding to me.
Brynlee got to say the closing prayer in primary again a few Sundays ago. Her prayer went something like this; "Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Thank you for the food (there was no food) and please bless all of the parents that their kids wont be naughty. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen." So if your kids were unusually good a few weeks ago, you can thank Brynlee.
Playing "Old Maid" with my girls has been a real challenge. Brynlee cries every time she gets the old maid and both of my girls want the ballerina cards so they fight over it. It got easier since Annalyn decided that she likes the old maid and when she gets that card she will not let anyone take it away from her. In fact last time Brynlee got the old maid card at the beginning of the game and Annalyn was more than happy to trade her for it. Then I tried to take it and Anna cried. She clearly doesn't understand how to play that game yet.
When Joel gets home from work he likes to get the girls to help him take off his boots. After they take them off he likes to ask the girls if his feet stink. You think they would have learned by now but Annalyn keeps putting her nose right up to Joel's feet and taking a big whiff. So far they have not yet smelled good.
The other day we got home from grandma's house and Brynlee went inside and hurriedly ran back out announcing, "mom, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
Me:"You do? Well what is the good news?"
Bryn:"First I want to tell you the bad news. The bad new is that we have these things (pointing to a spider web) on our house. The good new is... (said while jumping up and down in excitement) Daddy is inside sitting on THE POTTY! Isn't that so exciting."
A few weeks ago the Spanish missionaries came over for dinner. As soon as we were done eating Brynlee ran in and got a set of these Animated Scripture books that we have. She opened the book up to a page that talked about Lehi's dream and it had a picture of Lehi and the pillar of fire on one page. On the next page it showed Lehi dreaming about God. This is Brynlee's interpretation of the story and what she taught the missionaries. "This guy right here (Lehi) touched this fire and then he gotted Dead! But Jesus got some pixie dust so he could fly and he came down and saved the guy and then that guy was alive again." I think we might need to reteach that story.
Several weeks ago Brynlee found a pudding cup while we were at grandma's house and she wanted to take it home with her. I told her to put it back and I thought that she did. When I was putting the kids in the car Brynlee told me that she thought she might find come chocolate in her bed when she got home. I was really confused so I asked her, "how would chocolate get in you bed? Is it just going to appear out of nowhere?" Brynlee told me that it would and when we got home she ran to her room and came out carrying a chocolate pudding cup exclaiming how amazing it was that this chocolate just appeared in her bed. She was in big trouble. She has been telling fibs like this all the time and it is driving us all crazy.
Since Kyla has been born my girls like to pretend that they are moms or that they are babies. Even Anna has started to stuff babies in her shirt and pretend that she has a baby in her tummy. Sometimes both girls are babies and they will walk or crawl around with bibs on trying to get me to take care of them. Most of the time Brynlee is the mom while Annalyn is the baby. One day I heard the girls in the other room playing while I was feeding Kyla. Anna started to fake cry and when I asked her what was wrong Brynlee assured my that she just needed to burp her baby. Then I heard Brynlee beating on Annalyn's back. Brynlee then proceeded to lift up her shirt and say "here baby have some more milk. Now you can eat on this side." Brynlee was pretending to breastfeed Annalyn.
Most of the time when Brynlee feeds Annalyn she puts a bib on her and spoon feeds her "baby food" that is really just water. Annalyn eats that up. Brynlee found an old soother one day and she had Annalyn laid out on a blanket doing tummy time with a soother in her mouth. I caught Brynlee trying to put a Diaper on Annalyn one day but I made her take it off. Annalyn also likes to sneak in the baby swing and use all of the baby contraptions. I hope she doesn't break them. Annalyn loves to be the baby.
Brynlee normally talks really well but she still struggles with the sp sound so she still says fecial for special, farkles for sparkles, fIder for spider, and frinkles for sprinkles. There are also a few other words that she just can's say correctly. She still says Blanklet for blanket, hair salom for hair salon, and elegator for elevator. We have this picture of Frankenstein up on our door right now and she calls him Franklinstein. I was laughing with her the other day and she told me she was feeling "jiggly." She meant giggly but I thought that jiggly was a pretty good description. She was also using the word "we" instead of us so she would say things like "do you want to come with we?"
Annalyn also says some funny stuff but mostly she is funny just because she is super expressive with her hands and face when she talks. I wish I could recreate her expressions for you. The other day I got Annalyn out of the car at my sister's house and she looked over at the neighbors house at this play set they had and it was like her jaw just dropped and she exclaimed "what in da world!" Yesterday Kyla started crying and she came up to me and said "Eww (you) baby crying Lituh (Melissa)." The facial expressions she has are really the best.
A few days ago Annalyn brought me one of her ponies and told me that the pony had an owie on her bum. Anna had covered the rear end of that pony with Desitin.
Last night Annalyn peed all over our microfiber couch. I looked online for a way to get the pee stain and smell out of the couch and found one that required a water with vinegar mixture. (Our couch still smells so if you have a suggestion that works, let me know.) I put the mixture in the girl's pink spray bottle that is broken and sprayed the couch. Both of my girls like to take that spray bottle and "drink" the water out of it by spraying the water in their mouth. I have told them several times not to do that. I sprayed the couch and started scrubbing. I went to get more spray and my water bottle was gone. Immediately I heard Brynlee crying, sputtering, and running for the kitchen. Joel and I were trying really hard not to laugh. I wonder if Brynlee learned her lesson about drinking the water out of the spray bottle?





















































